![]() ![]() ![]() They’re tiny.) What size are these? MUNCHKIN MAYOR (calling off) You ever seen a pontoon boat?! They’re like that, only bigger! BETH Hey come on – just – MUNCHKIN MAYOR (calling off) They’re like snow shoes! (BETH grabs him.) Ah! BETH I want to go home, okay? That’s all I’m trying to do here. BETH They’re not big! They’re – MUNCHKIN MAYOR Hey everybody! Come look at this wizard’s feet! They’re huge! BETH Give me the dang slippers. Oz, by Don Zolidis,© 2010 In payment for your great service to the Munchkin people, I present you with these ruby slippers which you may wear and – jeez you got some big feet. MUNCHKIN MAYOR Only a wizard would claim not to be a wizard! BETH Are you an idiot? MUNCHKIN MAYOR Only a wizard would insult someone upon first meeting them! BETH Sorry. MUNCHKIN MAYOR You are the most powerful wizard ever to grace our presence! I bow before you. The house landed on the witch, right? MUNCHKIN MAYOR Right on her nasty head! It was glorious! BETH I didn’t do that. MUNCHKIN MAYOR You’ve killed the witch! This is the happiest day ever for all of Munchkinville. ![]() ![]() MUNCHKIN MAYOR, any age (male or female) (the MUNCHKIN MAYOR runs out.) MUNCHKIN MAYOR (munchkin voice) You’ve done it! BETH No I didn’t. Oz, by Don Zolidis,© 2010 From Oz BETH, 17, has recently landed in Oz, much to her chagrin. ![]()
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